A.CorNayho

Not to be confused with "a conejo". It's phonetic for your convenience.
jonahray:

Robin Williams dropped in at The @meltdown_show last night. Seriously, so rad. (Taken with instagram)

jonahray:

Robin Williams dropped in at The @meltdown_show last night. Seriously, so rad. (Taken with instagram)

laughterkey:

monday-friday:

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.

laughterkey:

monday-friday:

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.

Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.

“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.

(via wilwheaton)

Quoth the Raven Paramour

Finished version

1 month ago
Movie Fools comic in progress

Movie Fools comic in progress

The Kingpin looks on as Superboy and the Juggernaut vie for the Golden Snitch

The Kingpin looks on as Superboy and the Juggernaut vie for the Golden Snitch

It was either this or magic the gathering. I may have a problem.

It was either this or magic the gathering. I may have a problem.

Seriously a must see. The senior partners command it… And you don’t want to piss off the senior partners.

Seriously a must see. The senior partners command it… And you don’t want to piss off the senior partners.

Late night PUNishment

When you’re Filipino, pun is fun, and the world is your pinOyster.

Oh yeah. This is new. www.themoviefools.com 
Just cuz I’m unemployed doesn’t mean I stop multitasking.

Oh yeah. This is new. www.themoviefools.com
Just cuz I’m unemployed doesn’t mean I stop multitasking.

Use your words

My buddy has pointed out that I have a tendency to compare everything with other things. I guess it’s because I really enjoy word play. I like a good pun, homonyms, and my favorite part of the SATS were the analogies. Words:funny , blogs:mental diarrhea. Metaphor and simile are the first concepts in creative writing that stood out to me in school because it’s so easy to get a point across if you compare a thing to something your audience already identifies with. The key to understanding is finding similarities to otherwise differing views, and if I can show you how what I’m thinking of is pretty close to what you’re thinking of, then there’s room for agreement. You know who did this a lot? Jesus. No one ever gave him shit for saying the kingdom of God is like a mustard seed. You know, it’s like when some rich asshole pulls up next to you and asks if you’ve got any grey poupon. EXACTLY like this heaven place. Anyway, it’s super easy to compare things. I think I desperately want to find something that I can’t compare to anything else, to find that one unique thing that really can just stand alone, but until I find it, you can bet that I’ll be saying how this one MMO is like WoW but with Jedi, or how this movie is like Pocahontas but in space because you already know what I’m talking about.

Our greatest strength is also our weakness, so make that weakness your greatest strength.